262,656 notes October 25, 2012 Things I Say While Driving Me:What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.Me:NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.Me:Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.Me:I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANTMe:Shit is that a cop? No.Me:Shit THAT is a cop.Me:/dinosaur screams/